Whats wrong with Chase lately?

People are starting to make fun of me and yesterday my friend left me a v.mail saying that she went to Dominick’s and got into a fight with some chase employees and shot them and went tru the bank files and found a picture of me…”ha ha” very funny

Idonno maybe its just me, maybe im being super paranoid but since the beginning of 09 ive had some weird things happen to my acc.
OK so first i start getting charged a monthly fee of $20 so i call and the guy is like oh ya thats because ur acc requires u to deposit 15,000 monthly ..thats how u avoid this fee “mam” ok im 21 and i have like 1,700 in my acc… I was like bull who switched my acc to Trump’s acc? and the guy said oh its in ur contract. What contract? I have no contract i was handed i pamphlet and a blue card when i applied at Dominick’s. I never ever got charged 20 bucks and it wasnt in my 16 page pamphlet, i wasnt sent out a letter warning me that “hey you might go under!” nothing! And this fruit refused to give me my money back.He was like” well i can switch ur acc to basic”…um wft did i have b4!? Next day i called and i talked to this girl and she was like oh no problem will fix that right away but i wanted to know who changed my acc from basic to unrealistic? She was like “i cant release that information” Y? wtf so they steal and then they are like “oh u saw? sorry heres ur money” anyway something very strange happened last month i deposited a check for $220 along with 2 other checks and a few days later im looking at my online acc and there is this deposit for $200 it said due to an ATM error. ok i thought finaly they screwed up and i benefit from it! but then it struck me that the check for $220 was never deposited. I call and they transfered me to 50 different people and made me repeat my story at least 8 times. and they will say “so ur missing 220 and id say no im missing 20.What was so weird is the they were like oh well there was an error refusing to give me more info.Who made it? Was it me? Was it u? Way did i only get 200? Where is my check? ya i got my 20 bucks back and no word was said about it. This check was from my mom and she went to the bank and the lady told her oh she cashed it on the…18? What is this!!! ok so i called today and asked what their policy is on mortgage loan application fees.Ok first guy “fee is refundable only if u dont her approved.Second guy “fee is nonrefundable”. Third guy The fee is 100 if you have a chase bank acc and 400 for non chase costumers” Then i started getting passed on to people out of the country all the way to a machine that said”this call cant be completed” All i wanted was some info ON PAPER and none of these people could tell me where i can go and look up their policy.I looked in the website and couldn’t find anything! If they dont have it written on stone how are they charging people? Id ask them so if im a costumer and applied and got charged $400 then what? “ya” thats what this guy told me…”ya” …sorry for the grammar im so upset